Aspen ver. by Bjørn Mobæk

Netflix who the fuck writes these summaries

I mean they’re not wrong

Hope everyone enjoys the killing of Tui the moon spirit by Admiral Zhao Supermoon Lunar Eclipse tonight! 

transparent screaming birb for your blog

so calm

Jesus Christ! The EYES!

Maybe switch that owl to decaf and take away its Reddit.

Sometimes you just need to take a step back and think about what it is that’s really important to you at the end of the day. Is it worrying about not having replied to most of the messages in your inbox, or maybe just taking the time to write to one lovely person? Is it coming back to the same thought again and again, that you never get to see your friends anymore, that everybody seems to have gone away to live their own lives, or is it sitting down and finally writing a letter to your best friend? Sometimes you just need to stay in bed and not attend the uni course you have been worrying about all week — not because it will solve that problem, but because it gives you time to calm down, regain energy, and take care of the little things. Those that are important at the time, not altogether. Sometimes you just need to remember to not always view your life as a whole, because you will never be able to stop remembering things you forgot to take care of (at some point you will have to let them go). Pay attention to today, to the people who are important to you, to the hour that makes your soul happy. Sometimes, you only have to do what really matters. Only then you will have a clear head to take care of the other things, one at a time.

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

If you couldn’t tell already, NASA is having a great year. From Pluto to food grown in space, even in the face of budget cuts, the nation’s space agency had some stellar highlights. Most mysteriously of all, a spacecraft found two eerily bright lights on a distant dwarf planet.

pacific rim doodles BYE

marine turtles (the endangered loggerhead and green sea, the critically endangered hawksbill and the vulnerable pacific ridley) photographed by (click pic) harry otoi,christian miller, vaclav krpelik, reinhard dirscherl, michael patrick o'neill and andy rouse 

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear

Diagrams are accepted

He booped the dirt (Source: http://ift.tt/1Nnsg9T)

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

too true.

Whoomp, there it is.