Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies they’d just have to properly pay the creators and their families for the use of the characters.

I fucking hope they lose so bad.

like to charge, reblog to cast

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

Darn shame if this circulated…

i’ve had really intense conversations w/other millennials about how Spongebob Squarepants was literally one of the smartest shows on television bc it used its absurdist narrative to explain adult concepts to children while also pointing out how Dumb and Pointless adult society is so how you should just have fun with your friends and do what you like

when I was growing up every single fucking adult I spoke to HATED spongebob squarepants. there were entire articles written about how spongebob squarepants killed brain cells and this fuFkcng yellow sponge was teaching kids to be Gay and looking back at the Spongebob Scare is still the funniest shit ever because they were literally SO mad that every single kid loved this fucking happy yellow sponge and his sea critter friends, they never even noticed the dirty jokes or commentary on capitalism they were just mad because they thought Spongebob Squarepants was turning us Gay and also killing us slowly

it was Wild

well in their defense a lot of us are gay now

I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours

a lava lamp is one of the most things of all time

My brain cannot comprehend this post, yet I fell it in my heart to be true

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

researching a new and interesting subject

after countless hours of intense research i finally feel confident in sharing what i’ve discovered. the results might shock someone, so i advice to read with caution.

first of all we have to establish whether or not sasuke uchiha could be considered emo. this was a heavily debated, and very controversial issue back in the day.

a lot of people, perhaps blinded by emotion, argued that sasuke was not, in fact, “emo”. however, i think now that time has passed and we’re able to look at it more objectively, we can all agree this is not the case. 

today only a fool would argue that the lone wolf of the shinobi world, with his stylish black hair and dark clothes, who hated a lot of things, and didn’t particularly like anything, was not an embodiment of emo culture.

so how does the timeline add up?

well, after doing a lot of research, i discovered that the first episode of naruto aired in 2002 on tv tokyo in japan. the year after, in 2003, bands which then were considered “emo bands” started breaking through

coincidence? i think not

but it doesn’t stop there! no, as we all know, emo culture reached it’s peak in 2005. you know what else happened in 2005? the first dubbed episode of naruto aired in the US on cartoon network’s toonami. 

after looking at the overwhelming evidence, i think it’s safe to say that my hypothesis was correct, and that sasuke uchiha, the brooding and mysterious anime character, did in fact start emo culture, or at the very least heavily contributed to make it mainstream

Psychotic does not mean dangerous.

Psychotic does not mean dangerous.

Psychotic does not mean dangerous.

i really dont mean this in like a bad way but sometimes when people on here talk its incredibly obvious that they've never lived in a conservative area lmao

and thats fine! really! i wouldnt wish that on anyone. it's legitimately terrifying. but sometimes people who spent their whole lives in a super liberal area will tell me that "most cishet people are totally cool with the lgbt community" or that "q***r is NEVER used as a slur anymore" and I just wonder what the hell kind of alternate universe they're living in

This is it

The 2017 CDC study reported that 1 in 56 highschool age people answered ‘yes’ to the question “are you transgender” (with ‘maybe’ being a separate answer counted separately). Sample size of over 500,000 done in cities all over the US

I unfortunately did not save that version of the study. The one I saw last when I tried to look at it again had been edited to remove any mention of trans people at all, when I clearly recall us being mentioned many times including that question.

The overall number should be at least that

Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met