Fruit Bats

Corry will be mine. I’ve been planning to kill off all fruit bats so that Corry is the Only. One. Left. And then Blue Topaz will be lost in despair and won’t be able to care for him anymore and then he will be mine to experiment on forever! Watch your back, Blue Topaz.

You know that’s nice and all but I don’t really care about fruit bats that aren’t my precious Corry, oh and I’m very sure I could beat you up so come at me all you want Auzzy

I know you could. But can you beat my genetically engineered condorcapybaraechidnafossabear in a fight?

my sources tell me that half of these animals are pretty useless in a fight

*shrugs* I like exotic animals.

ok but then when is a bear, or a fruit bat for that matter exotic?

I like bears. Big, strong, muscular, graceful, bulky, come in all sorts of colors. And they're fluffy. They also make really good subjects when experimenting with colder climate animals. As for fruit bats, I seem to have developed a fixation on Corry. He's exotic because of his loyalty to you. Which is why I must have his DNA so I can make an entire army of loyal fruit bats.

Fruit Bats

Corry will be mine. I’ve been planning to kill off all fruit bats so that Corry is the Only. One. Left. And then Blue Topaz will be lost in despair and won’t be able to care for him anymore and then he will be mine to experiment on forever! Watch your back, Blue Topaz.

You know that’s nice and all but I don’t really care about fruit bats that aren’t my precious Corry, oh and I’m very sure I could beat you up so come at me all you want Auzzy

I know you could. But can you beat my genetically engineered condorcapybaraechidnafossabear in a fight?

my sources tell me that half of these animals are pretty useless in a fight

*shrugs* I like exotic animals.

Fruit Bats

Corry will be mine. I’ve been planning to kill off all fruit bats so that Corry is the Only. One. Left. And then Blue Topaz will be lost in despair and won’t be able to care for him anymore and then he will be mine to experiment on forever! Watch your back, Blue Topaz.

You know that’s nice and all but I don’t really care about fruit bats that aren’t my precious Corry, oh and I’m very sure I could beat you up so come at me all you want Auzzy

I know you could. But can you beat my genetically engineered condorcapybaraechidnafossabear in a fight?

I'm allowed to shove whatever I want into my orifices. That includes chocolate.

You also stole my money. I need it for chocolate.

here’s Auzurite in her normal researchers outfit

(this is for @azuritethegem)

Now to get some experiments done on Corry… hee hee hee hee.

How many times to I have to tell you, YOU CAN’T HAVE MY FRUIT BAT! GO FIND YOUR OWN!

But I just want to stick unidentified serums in him that may or may not turn him into a giant slaying machine! It won’t hurt a bit!

Get out.

Never. I shall haunt you forever. You will run the day you refuse to relinquish control over your precious fruit bat. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

And here I thought you were smart, but that’s obviously not the case since you can’t take the hint that I will never let you have my Corry, plus he’s smart enough to stay away from you. So you might as well just go.

Fine. I’ll let you keep your precious Corry for another day. But he’ll belong to me sooner or later! In the meantime, I shall continue to procure syringes, serums, operating tables, and even more of Earth’s animals for SCIENCE! 

(Wow way to go out of character) that’s fine I could care less about your petting zoo of guinea pig animals for your insanity but, STAY AWAY FROM MY BAT

(Ooc from giving up on Corry or ooc with the mad scientist stuff?)

here’s Auzurite in her normal researchers outfit

(this is for @azuritethegem)

Now to get some experiments done on Corry… hee hee hee hee.

How many times to I have to tell you, YOU CAN’T HAVE MY FRUIT BAT! GO FIND YOUR OWN!

But I just want to stick unidentified serums in him that may or may not turn him into a giant slaying machine! It won’t hurt a bit!

Get out.

Never. I shall haunt you forever. You will run the day you refuse to relinquish control over your precious fruit bat. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

here’s Auzurite in her normal researchers outfit

(this is for @azuritethegem)

Now to get some experiments done on Corry… hee hee hee hee.

How many times to I have to tell you, YOU CAN’T HAVE MY FRUIT BAT! GO FIND YOUR OWN!

But I just want to stick unidentified serums in him that may or may not turn him into a giant slaying machine! It won't hurt a bit!

here’s Auzurite in her normal researchers outfit

(this is for @azuritethegem)

Now to get some experiments done on Corry... hee hee hee hee.