my beautiful wife ibuprofen
the wedding will be quiet and dimly lit
my beautiful wife ibuprofen
the wedding will be quiet and dimly lit
fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper
update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen
Here's a picture of her, by the way
And her super supportive wife
the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature
make your own foot scrub
please stop making me read this
bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be
^ wet phone mentality
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
bring his ass to a simmer
cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
met a women today and she was like “i’m mrs smith, soon to be mrs johnstone” and I was like “aww, that’s lovely! are ye gettin’ married?” and without blinking she hit back with “nah i’m divorcing the cunt” a legend tbh