Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?

Or have told you and never loved you.

fuck you both

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for the anon :)

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

Was just scrolling through your blog for this exact reason. still are one of my fave blogs❤️ @taylorcaniffuckyou

Me during season 1: Hey, Archie’s kinda cute

Me during season 2: Lol fuck Archie. I’ll take that tall serpent kid please.

Reblog if you need this energy

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

if anyone feels sad tonight please hold this thought for a minute:

the bees in my yard are now so familiar with my walking pace and usual route that they sometimes stop and wait for me to pass when our paths intersect.

polite bees.

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.

it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

i wish y'all like talked to me…………. sent me asks………… told me about your days ………. its hard to be a hilarious and relatable icon with no one to chat w 

When you start to read what seemed to be a good fanfic but then it turns into a cringey fucking mess out of nowhere

a girl can respect herself and still wanna suck a dude soul out