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A Civilized Goblin

@perfexa / perfexa.tumblr.com

OH HEY. My name is Alex, 23/female/socal. I like crocheting, creepy shit, and really good food. skype is floppybacon, snapchat is floppybaconx3, feel free to add me!
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It’s been several years hello?

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ginchimera
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iinkbones

a mosquito bit my neck :( the fucking audacity of that little bastard, that area is reserved for rich mysterious yet endearing vampires

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marblewhornets

i know twilight gets shit on a lot but if a boy told me he was a supernatural creature who was in love w/ me in the pacific northwest woods i too would risk it all 

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chmobian
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parentless-suggestions

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

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littlemisshaleybug
Anonymous asked:

ok but unironically: on paw patrol, there's a 'recycling dog' who I think is just a bin man, and it's the only dog described as a 'mongrel'. this dog also apparently does not bathe, which is a running gag. paw patrol denigrates the working class, especially those that fulfil important but undesirable jobs

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032 answered:

Oh cool we love classist indoctrination

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Pawpaganda

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theorynoodle

The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’

reminds me of this article i came across a little while ago

yknow, when you first hear “Paw Patrol is classist police state propaganda”, you think that sounds stupid as fuck

but then this shit happens and we are reminded that we live in a dystopian nightmare

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goddamn-batgirl-deactivated2022
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ienchanted
Benedict Cumberbatch attends The 2019 Met Gala
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party-penguin27

Why does he look like he’s on his way to re-colonize half the world?

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luxwing

About to Kentucky Fry some Chicken

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bladedamus

Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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