All Nuns Can Fly

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home

Or the grandmother throwing the werewolf’s clothes at it and being all “God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on.”

I am right here for the grandma vs werewolf stories.

All I can think of is the mom pulling the middle name out. LEONARD JAMES LUPIN JR YOU STOP RAMPAGING RIGHT THIS INSTANT

The werewolves best bro running into the woods with the clothes and smacking him with it .

“YOU BITCH YOU SAID WE WOULD STUDY TONIGHT DUDE I NEED A GOOD GRADE IN ENGLISH AND YOU OWN THAT CLASS GET YOUR CLOTHES ON GET YOUR ASS IN MY CAR AND WE ARE STUDING!”

Just because……. Best friend platonic love

@thelastpilot ~Cough Cough~

Who would’ve known that all those years of “who’s that Pokemon” was actually training us for the “nearby” tab on Pokemon Go.

i was replaying the very first mission in dishonored and instead of immediately heading off to the hound pits when i met up with samuel outside the sewers, i told him to wait so i could jump into the water and get the loot from that sunken chest

when, having known corvo for all of four seconds, 

he immediately activated Worried Grandpa Mode 

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales”  And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?

dogs are so amazing, we aren’t worthy of them

The new Bond has to be British, able to handle themselves in action scenes, and look good in a tux. 

There is really only one option: 

Repeat: Emily Blunt

is 

the 

only 

option.

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

one of john green’s lesser-known works

Wow y'all really have Kim out here thinking that this is all her fault. That she deserved to be dragged out of her bed in the middle of the night, tied up, and thrown into a bathtub scared for her life, because of her wealth. 

 This “well she shouldn’t have…” done this or that, victim-blaming mentality has absolutely got to stop. No one is doing this to you guys when you post whatever it is that you just got on IG. I don’t care how much you don’t like The Kardashians. Celebrities are humans too, and people should be able to have their belongings in peace, no matter how wealthy or poor. No one should be scared to live their life

“Ghostbusters isn’t getting a sequel because it was female lead and that meant it didn’t get a theatrical release in China.”

Look. If Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Leslie Jones, and Kate McKinnon set up a camcorder against a cardboard backdrop and just filmed themselves shooting invisible ghosts with NERF guns, I would watch it. 

I feel like this will end up on SNL.

Y’all still wanna vote for this old white feminist thot

When Hilary dies

And this people of the internet, is what politicians call, a “sound bite” 

“…And our problem is not all kooks and Klansman. It’s also in the cruel joke that goes unchallenged. It’s in the off-hand comments about not wanting “those people” in the neighborhood.

Let’s be honest: For a lot of well-meaning, open-minded white people, the sight of a young Black man in a hoodie still evokes a twinge of fear. And news reports about poverty and crime and discrimination evoke sympathy, even empathy, but too rarely do they spur us to action or prompt us to question our own assumptions and privilege.”

if you want to be political, stop being lazy 

I did the thing.

I love you so much. So freaking much,

do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?

all i want in life is for vox machina to meet a group of mercenaries in really cheap costumes pretending to be them like that one play in avatar the last airbender

I would KILL for a cheap impostor episode.  Kill for it.

#critical role#cr#please imagine#the percy impersonator can’t get the name right and has a really bad fake accent#vex impersonator winks too much#vax impersonator is super dour and has several distressed crows under a few cloaks he’s wearing#pike impersonator cusses too much and is super irreverent#scanlan impersonator can’t play or sing worth shit and is very timid#keyleth impersonator is a human with fake ears that pretends to do magic#grog impersonator is several dwarfs in a grey trenchcoat

I typed all those tags and now I am seriously considering this to be my next inktober piece….

Ok the tags were posted good.

Josie and the Pussycats (2001), dir. Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont

Parker Posey looks

cyberpunk will only be good if it allows you to replace the default noises your body makes with custom sound files

*replaces sneezes with the Windows error sound* nice

Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett (via cat-sophia)