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Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor

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experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

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tumblr hack: make all ur discourse posts chat posts so ppl cant comment on them

People will just screenshot your chat posts and comment on them anyway, robbing you of precious life-sustaining notes

Anyway that’s like posting a YouTube video and disabling the comments, it’s something people do when they know they’re full of shit to keep people from immediately ripping them to shreds

Posting anything controversial as a chat post is weaselly

i should have made this a chat post

A garlic themed wedding

me directly after giving birth

doctor: congratulations, you have a healthy baby girl!

me: hey can you hold her for a second I have to do her natal chart