We agree that Manon and Dorian’s first daughter will be named Asterin, RIGHT?

Well, if they end up together

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cowboy bees!!!!!! would say beehaw🐝

So I’m sitting there, the weight of stress and anxiety on my titties

full offense but i need intimacy soon or i’ll collapse maybe

being a vampire in the 19th century would be so easy though

oh i am but a poor nineteenth century widow recently burdened with the responsibility of managing my late husband’s wealth and estates… do not be alarmed by the reports of missing livestock and ghastly murders in the local area, dear guest, nor the rumours that my husband’s body was found with his throat torn out… they are of course in no way related to my sickly pallor or aversion to sunlight and mirrors (an unfortunate consequence of my ill health, which has been sorely afflicted by grief at the passing of my dearly beloved husband)… you are quite safe from any danger here with a feeble unmarried creature like me i assure you…

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

gomez addams wrote this post

Carol, turning up at the avengers compound in endgame: uh, hi. I’m fury’s emergency contact.

Steve: great, so you’re here to help us save the world?

Carol: no, I’m here to remove myself as fury’s emergency contact.

Steve: …

Nat: …

Bruce: …

Carol, cracking up: nah, I’m just fuckin with you. now whose ass am I kicking today?

This is so in character…