to the very best of times

blocking my thoughts and feelings

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

Right, I’ve decided, this is going to be my yr 13 (senior) quote. 

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

big mood rn

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

If god wanted us to be heterosexual, he wouldn’t have made boys… like that.

This is a post for both MLM and WLW.

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

I love sleeping and sleep culture.

date a girl who says yes when u ask her out

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite 2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

okay i lied 3. Attention

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