theme change to celebrate revival B)
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iforgemyownfuture
Hi there.
[ he smiles, nuzzling against the other’s cheek. ]
Hi yourself.
[ grins at the affection. ]
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[ just casually crawls on top of him. ]
[ puts his hands on Kyle's hips and leans up to kiss him. ]
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Justice League International v1, #18
What are the chances if I wake up Len he'll be in the middle of a story he never actually started before hand.
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theguygardner replied to your post:
"I’m gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it comes out your mouth. You’ll be tasting your own leather-hinted shit for a week."
"I’m just saying, more craft beer will bring in much more business. Plus, imagine the sheer amount of money that can be made from hipsters by putting in PBR."
"Hipsters? We're in the middle of space! What hipsters do you know they trust these days with space travel? That's why half this shit you can't even pronounce. They like it. I get oan credits. Helps me pay my bills and bribe out Salaak."
OK but the question is when do we get to the sexting part of the relationship?
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fasterthansupes
Well you wouldn’t have to know these things if you didn’t eat other people’s things.
Excuse me for bein' a human bein' and havin' the need to eat to surivive.
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theguygardner replied to your post:HEY! That’s my food too!
I don’t see your name on it.
I licked the fridge. It all belongs to me.
That is levels of nasty I can't begin to elaborate on.
frigidandsharp replied to your post:I learned long ago not to make ice puns at the...
I bet I’ve heard ‘em all.
Y'know, I had an actual ice goddess on my arm for a good while. I've said them all.
SOME REAL ICE BREAKERS.
I learned long ago not to make ice puns at the cold ones and he's soooo lucky I have, because I've got like seventeen sittin' here, waitin' to be cracked.
theguygardner reblogged
There’s a Green Lantern on my couch.
And he’s eating all my food.
Don't pretend you didn't know what you were gettin' into.
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theguygardner
"On a scale of one to ten, how effective is a car as a thrown weapon? For science, of course." And possibly for future reference.
"Depends on where ya aim, in my opinion."
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Hey. Food’s on the counter. Should still be warm.
Hay is for horses. [ dips and kisses his chin. ] Thanks. How were the kids?
[ snores loudly in a consruct hammock, hung at the top between two buildings. He was supposed to be on watch duty for the JLI, but he was pretty beat. ]