I'm a seamonster

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5 months together 

[shit happens]

You don’t feel the same about them as you used to 

You break up with them (in person)

They cry for 3hrs non-stop and you decide to stay until you calm them down

They want you to remain in their life- you try being friends

[tries to kiss you on different occasions]

“I’ve lost my appetite...I can’t sleep... I’m so depressed” 

You tell them that it’s not working out

They send you pictures of them crying

You say your goodbyes

One week later: they post pictures of them and this girl with kiss emojis

Picture caption “My world”

You’re suspicious af- but you don’t care since it means they will no longer be obsessed with you

‘The girl’ posts pictures of them together- you know they are together (it’s obvious by her caption)

One week later: You see the status on facebook- wow, how “official”...

You like the status because you want them to know you don’t care

They message you and you have a friendly conversation

“Sorry I can’t talk right now, laying in bed with [insert girlfriend’s name]”

They continue to talk to you for another 3 hours.

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You don’t care, but you still think about it.

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