killer queen of the weekend

ボクは　家主おばちゃんにあさゴハンもらって

おみずのんで　それからここでダラるの

ムカシの　Ｊおじちゃんとオナジなの

I have breakfast that ma'am landlady gives, drink some water and chill here... it's same as uncle J did before...

I know them from orange cat meetings

Oh ...we have to have a toasted marshmallow cat meeting...

sientists won't stop texting me asking for my ideas + research

cup with shoes

John Pork is calling, will you #answer ?

#John Pork

yes #master

#John Pork

I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians

observe how quickly people named "chuck" or "angus" get quiet when the conversation topic at hand turns to beef

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now

Hey. I can have what you’re eating. Right?

Teddy contemplated if Miss Rumphius visited Lake Pukaki when he found these Lupines by the shore. Then, he found himself pondering if these invasive flowers do indeed bring a little more beauty to the world.

im so happy for lenny