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CrawlingTitan

@crawlingtitan / crawlingtitan.tumblr.com

My name is Hailey and I'm 18. Current obsessions include Shingeki no Kyojin, Doctor Who, Soul Eater, Steins;Gate and etc....
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how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

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hinoneko

I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.

Like, obviously Pokemon is still very popular, but I mean it was everywhere....

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That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

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Don't do this to children

Parent: What's wrong???? Why are you sad??
Child: I can't tell you
Parent: WHY??? You can tell me anything!! I'll always support you! Don't be afraid!
Child: *describes a problem that has something to do with something the parent did*
Parent: WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING THE BAD GUY, I AM THE PARENT AND YOU ARE THE CHILD *screams for 3 days*
Later
Parent: What's wrong? Why are you sad?
Child:
Child:
Child: ...nothing. i'm okay
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lame-waves

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

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Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.

Kid: who are you?
Suspect: I'm Bob.
Kid: why are you here?
Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.
Kid: why?
Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.
Kid: why?
Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.
Kid: why?
Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.
Kid: why?
Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?
Kid: why?
Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...
Kid: why?
Suspect: just because.
Kid: because why?
Suspect: because I said so!
Kid: why?
Kid: whyyyy?
Kid: why why why why why why why why
Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-
Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST
Kid: why
Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!
Kid: why
Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY
Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-
Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!
Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!
I KILED THEM ALL!!!
Kid: why
Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED
Kid: why
Suspect: I...I don't know.
Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos
Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.
Kid: can I have a lollipop now?
Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.
Kid: why
Head Detective: oh dear god
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thelunarboy

someone smarter than me please explain

Ok so I get it now, it’s all to do with how each letter is pronounced. For example, R is pronounced like “are”, F is pronounced like “eff”, and so each letter is alphabetized by the way of the spelling in which it is pronounced. So, it ends up like this:

A, ach, are, bee, cue, dee, double u, ee, eff, el, em, en, ess, ex, gee, I, jay, kay, oh, pee, see, tee, vee, why, you, and zee

And then in turn:

A, H, R, B, Q, D, W, E, F, L, M, N, S, X, G, I, J, K, O, P, C, T, V, Y, U, and Z

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orie-ana

thats awesome

My mind cracked.

THANK YOU EXPLAINING THIS

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cakelikeowen

OH

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I don't listen to country music because I'm not aroused by tractors

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