so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid
“i don’t understand what’s happening in palestine so i won’t comment on it” of course you don’t understand. most of us will never understand what it’s like to go for months without electricity, without water, without literal food. most of us won’t understand what it’s like talking to loved ones at lunch and then having to witness their bodies in body bags by dinner. no, you will never understand what that feels like—but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t care. that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t educate yourself. that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t donate. there’s only one thing uglier than willful ignorance—and that’s willful ignorance borne from selfishness and a severe lack of compassion. if you care anything about humanity as a concept, palestine should be your problem regardless of who you are, where you live, or where you’re from.
every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head
having a horrible memory is actually really great because i only have to wait like a month to reread something without remembering that i read it in the first place
(reading something i have read maybe 20 times) wow this is good! wonder what happens next :)
having a horrible memory is actually really great because i only have to wait like a month to reread something without remembering that i read it in the first place
all of the criminal profilers in popular media have either actual magic powers or powers that border on magical even if the setting is supposedly not. this is a subtle nod to how criminal profiling is impossible in real life
my parents keep watching this copaganda show (bull? i think?) and every commercial for it has this scene of like “look at his eyes, he smiles without his eyes, meaning he can’t feel guilt or real feelings” and every time i’m (autistic) just.
and some shit like it happens every episode. it’s just blatant stereotyping or accusing people of stuff based on them... knowing their rights or asking for a lawyer but oh no dw!! it’s fine because they were right! in this fictional show written by someone with no hidden agenda i swear!
oh every time my mom watches a copaganda show (i am not immune unfortunately but her shows are like. worse) im like Yeah No they should not be breaking into this guys house. he's not automatically guilty for demanding a warrant. That cop literally just started beating up his prisoner and the show is framing it as a Worthy Beating because the guy was guilty. Mother please
sorry but my only walking dead knowledge post uhhh. season six i think is from an extremely long walking dead fanfiction that basically was the show but with one thing changed so some things are like yeah i know that! and other things are like wait. hey. carol did what
most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily
all of the criminal profilers in popular media have either actual magic powers or powers that border on magical even if the setting is supposedly not. this is a subtle nod to how criminal profiling is impossible in real life
please guys we need to get this post to people who cant read so "something else" wins because they use their phone
this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
"i've had enough" <- guy who hasn't even begun to have it
waited til sunday to do homework due sunday bc i was i like well all i have to submit is my notes and a quiz! easy week :) surely a little quiz can't be that hard :) it was 30 questions in a word document. 30. babygirl what we really need to evaluate is your definition of a quiz
i don't know guys i kinda like this one