who needs a significant other when u can just arrange ur pillows into a somewhat humanoid shape and cuddle those until u fall asleep

Do you know what saddens me?

When you’ve got feels for someone but they aren’t that famous so there isn’t enough/any fanfiction. When you have to make it up in my head and envision it there instead of getting to physically read it, takes so much effort, man. Raging.

She did not have to go that hard.

Date a boy who is supportive of whatever your body looks like no matter what

Whatever your favorite footballer can do, Marcelo and the eye he has on the back of his neck can do it better:

i better not see any disrespectful posts about arsène because i won’t have any of it, this man loves this club with everything he has and that’s that !

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

So fucking proud. 4xWDC at 26. 

the notes holy shit.

waiter: how’s your meal? shakira: it’s wonderful thanks shakira’s hips: she hates it shakira: son of a