The signs in 20 years
Aries: Happily working a part time job at Mc Donald’s still trying to decide on a future career and living off their parent’s retirement fund.
Taurus: Good job but no free time because of it, no friends, no mates, no family. At least you’re rich tho.
Gemini: Rich af with a smokin hot family and 12 dogs that obey. You have some random celebrity’s number on speed dial.
Cancer: Successful career, livin life to the fullest with three cats and four friends, children keep keep a safe distance away at all times and love you from afar.
Leo: No money, no family, middle-aged in the middle of Miami.
Virgo: Chief operator at fyfes, no family cause you’re too committed to the job of ensuring all bananas are top quality. Friends worship you from a distance.
Libra: Still living in parent’s basement, fucking shit up, life’s a party and your mom lets your beer-bellied mates come over on the weekends, score !
Scorpio: Arrested for stealing a road sign, trying to make up for the lack of rebellion in your youth. Friends ditched you long ago, granny has to bail you out.
Sagittarius: Meat processor, loving life, free samples y’all. Loving companion that’s always up to dance. Star of reality tv. Your kids hate You
Capricorn: Successful back in the day now living off your glory days trying to swindle people into giving you more money. Act like a diva all the time. Spouse thinks ur cool though.
Aquarius: Back pains, walking stick, children have deserted you. Rice farming has its disadvantages and you’re realising grey hair ONLY EVER looks good on Meryl Streep.
Pisces: At your prime, never looked better. Loads of mates, loads of dates, and you’re the kind of person people take pictures of on the street.
