Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then
the only reason i come home for christmas sorry literally every other family member
yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti
Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
- Don’t Stop Believing
- Bohemian Rhapsody
- Living On A Prayer
- Come On Eileen
- Sweet Caroline
- Shot Through the Heart
- Pour Some Sugar on Me
- Sweet Home Alabama
- Under Pressure
- Shook Me All Night Long
- Ice Ice Baby
- Cotton Eyed Joe
- 500 Miles
- Wonderwall
- Buddy Holly
- A Thousand Miles
- Teenage Dirtbag
- Red Solo Cup
- Mr Brightside
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Eye of the Tiger
- Chicken Fried
- American Pie
- I Love Rock and Roll
- Dancing Queen
- Don’t You Want Me
- We Will Rock You
- The Time Warp
- Hey Jude
- Piano Man
- This Is How We Do It
- Drops of Jupiter
- Hey Soul Sister
- In The End
- All The Small Things
- Stacy’s Mom
- Kryptonite
- All Star
- You Found Me
- Bad Day
- Bring Me To Life
- Dance, Dance
- Sugar We’re Going Down
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- All The Small Things
- Ocean Avenue
- Dirty Little Secret
- Margaritaville
- Sk8er Boi
- Brown Eyed Girl
- Life Is A Highway
- Some Nights
- Little Lion Man
- Breakeven
- Hey There Delilah
- Viva La Vida
- Use Somebody
- Carry On My Wayward Son
- Take On Me
- 1985
- Iris
- I’m Awesome
- Seven Nation Army
- September
- Since U Been Gone
- Skinny Love
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
- Bye Bye Bye
- Say It Ain’t So
- Somewhere Only We Know
- I’m Yours
- Last Resort
- My Girl
- Tiny Dancer
- Roxanne
- Shout
- I’m a Believer
- Soul Man
- Feel Good Inc
- Check Yes Juliet
- Walking On Sunshine
- MMM Bop
- Pumped up Kicks
- Hooked On A Feeling
- It’s A Beautiful Day
- Summer Girls
- Before He Cheats
- Happy Together
- You Make My Dreams Come True
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
- DONTTRUSTME
- Shake It (Metro Station)
- Juke Box Hero
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun
I’ve gotten like a million comments like “I can’t believe you forgot _____” so here’s an updated list
- Take On Me
- Every Time We Touch
- Hips Don’t Lie
- Barbie Girl
- Year 3000.
- Tik Tok
- Unwritten
- She will be loved
- Jump Around
- Livin la Vida Loca
- We Are The Champions
- The Final Countdown
- Fireflies
- Hotel California
- Cruise
- Blitzkrieg Bop
- Baby Got Back
- Hollaback Girl
- Toxic
- The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)
- Lean On Me
- Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
- Lady Marmalade
- We’re Not Gonna Take It
- (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)
- Lose Yourself
- Who Let The Dogs Out
- It Wasn’t Me
- Coconut
- Cherry Pie
- Cherry Bomb
- No Scrubs
- Soak Up The Sun
- We Got The Beat
- I Want It That Way
- Fergalicious
- …Baby One More Time
- Oops!…I Did It Again
- Work It
- Free Falling
- Big Yellow Taxi
- Stairway To Heaven
- Highway To Hell
- Hey Ya!
- Maneater
- Low
- Get Low
- Ignition Remix
- Single Ladies
- Umbrella
- Thriller
- Burnin’ Up
- Uptown Funk
- U Can’t Touch This
- Any line dancing song/song with a specific dance/instructions (The Cha Cha Slide, the Electric Slide, the Cupid Shuffle, YMCA, Wobble, the Macarena, Jump On It)
All of which have been added to the playlist:
Eric Thomas (via disbar)
Orphaned baby kangaroo jumps into human-made pouch
☀︎
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
you could have at least said spoiler alert
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
being
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
u
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in
I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
tumblr
Never let this go
Couldn't find the original. But honestly
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)
*new yorker voice* bada bing
*other new yorker across the street* bada boom
*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT
*new yorker sprouts from manhole* ITALIAN
He didn’t miss one beat
We can’t stop watching this.
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