Tony Kuchar

history maker // dean fujioka

YESSSSS I was waiting for this: Bokuto and Kuroo trash talking to each other oh myyyy

i stress-drew my fav loud owlboy while watching the football game today

got requests for owl boy so here’s fashion disaster (and all-around disaster at life in general) bokuto

when straight people try to emulate gay tumblr and just end up looking like fools

person: what’s up

me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything

Who fucking put salmon on this bitches eyelid

theyre putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin frogs gay ~mod sonic

why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

giant powdered doughnut

where is the titty emoji we have three different ones for paperclips

Who else enjoys going out in public looking disgusting like what’s up guys! I’m ugly and untouchable

I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like 

“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them" 

“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it" 

“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”

“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”

“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”

because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass  

“Where do Vanished objects go?”

“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”

“are you wearing the-”

“the chanel boots? yeah i am”