The Mighty Fencer

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

the donkey fucked a dragon

who got to decide what words are swear words

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

(via TumbleOn)

The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank

Thought about this quotation a lot today.

(via hermionejg)

I think the only consistent punctuation on this site is the exclamation point in panic! at the disco

college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

what a plot twist