He might have just gotten hit by a car. ------ luckily, this time, it didn't kill him.
❝ Oh, but I saw eeeeeverything. ❞
❝ Okay, maaaaaybe then. ❞
❝ You saw nothing. ❞
♪ ❝ I make them good girls go baaaaaaad. ❞ ♫
By this point he’s grown accustomed to this particular human reaction, and barely moves a finger. How many times has he appeared to Dean and watched the man scramble frantically over himself? His vision staggers to flickering reminiscence; and then he is reeled back into reality in the same place of a second.
Two clipped strides bring him to space with the other. He bows the taunt podium of his body and noiselessly mends the (presumably) thudding pain in the back of his skull with the press of his hand.
❝ You need to be more careful. ❞
Like clockwork, like a prerecorded message, he repeats this phrase — the very same unlidded in repetition each time the other reaches heaven. Though he knows it to be a uselessly griping, he cannot help the nature of his own programming. He is supposed to push concern for him, but does he really understand it? Can he really experience the sensation? Angels are manifestations of pure celestial intent and entirely absent of human emotion.
❝ How many times are you going to need my help until you learn? ❞
He adds, gentler this time, and mouthpiece works to bribe a smile, almost kind.
It was pretty much public knowledge that Kenny was a bit more accident-prone than the average human --- even more than that, most people could not come back to life after their date with Death & for Kenny --- those dates never seemed to stop. He didn't know why and he didn't know exactly how; but he knew that he was different.
Luckily for him, he hadn't gotten as hurt as he could have been ---- such as a metal rod sticking through his cranium or an arm flung across the room. There have been some gruesome times, unfortunately. Luckily, it was just a bump. A painful bump, but a bump nonetheless.
But now it was gone & it was because of ---- him?
Yeah, he was confused.
❝ W-what do you want with me? ❞
He'd try and run away but given the fact that this man was one who seemed to appear out of thin air, that probably would prove to be quite useless. He was just worried & confused. Why was there a random guy in his house? Why was he staring at him as if he knew him? And what exactly did he mean by needing his help?
❝ I do not know you --- ❞
You know a muse is here to stay when all you can think about when doing starters or posts for someone isn't what they are doing.
But how they'll cause his next death.
Kenny always dies sliding down a flag pole.
not always, but it does happen.
alot.
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Sometimes, a guy has to learn. He has to train to not make the same mistakes from his past.
So what did Kenny do to learn? Boxing, of course! Life is going to kick his ass regardless, so he might as well fight back, right?
Soon enough, he's tired himself out and he's sitting down, water bottle in hand.
❝ ------ shit. ❞
♪ —— I’ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ Sᴏᴜᴛʜ Pᴀʀᴋ﹐ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ —— ♫
An indie roleplay blog for Older!Kenny from South Park. Both show & movie canons shall be applied to this blog. Main verse is years after the show—— highly AU, however this blog is multi-versed. Open to most fandoms, willing to interact with most. Prefers to use icons but is friendly to all thread types. Ranges from one-liners to novella. Slightly selective; five years of roleplay experience, three of those years dedicated to Tumblr roleplay. Shipping requires chemistry & smut is very rare. Mun is very much friendly and skype is only available to mutual followers. [ home. ask. begin. law. map. ]
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❝ You look like you want to punch me. ❞ & he's just going to casually step back a bit because he'd rather not die from a hit to his temple today ---- or any day, really.
❝ ---- no, seriously. Don't punch me. ❞
❝ You wouldn't happen to have a phone I could use for a sec, would you? My battery died and yeah --- it sucks. ❞ No, really --- it fucking sucks.