I think I know what the twins would be doing during the apocalypse

Do we all accept that one day, we might break away from this fandom? I mean one day. Maybe not all at once, but slowly over time. But I think even if we do break away, it will always be a part of us.

Like, I’m always going to remember the dorky boy and his dragon

and all of the hiccstrid moments

the great chief of berk

and the moment their family was whole.

From the sad moments

to the happy

and funny ones.

even the evil ones.

I think it’ll always be a part of us.

Always

It’ll always be part of us, you’re right. But sadly, what we do every day on here, won’t possibly last forever. Someday well all be somewhere else doing something else and living our lives, making our own families (for some), building our careers, etc. But we’ll always remember our amazing youth years when we logged on every day and shared all this love with each other. Well always remember this great and loving community, and all the fun we’ve had in it. Well always have our memories and these friendships and these movies and everything they mean to us. And I won’t ever forget this either.

either that or well just be a bunch of really old people blogging about dragons which no lie I’m perfectly okay with

don’t look at me

So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about “we own everything you make while you work for us” which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. There’s only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.

Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer won’t let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job I’ve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. It’s also common practice in some fields to have one’s attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you can’t look over it with someone else. That’s a fat load of shit. For “lower level” jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they won’t even give you the proper time to read it over, they’re trying to pull some bullshit on you and you’re going to regret it if you sign. Even if there’s nothing bad in what you signed it’s an example of how they are going to treat you while you’re there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.

Please also tell your coworkers. Inform others. Tell everyone. Please, for the lovee of everything TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS.

Companies BANK on the fact you’re not going to read it. Then they slip in shit like ‘you can’t talk about your wages’ because they want you to keep quiet, so thy can pay that guy six bucks, and pay the guy over there fifteen and pay you eight. They want you to accept it all blindly. PLEASE DON’T STAY BLIND.

Yes, I’ve lost out on jobs because I wanted to read it and they didn’t want me to. Or they wanted m to resign and I said no to to the things they added that I pointed out were unfair and borderline illegal. 

Read shit. Tell everyone else to read shit. BE INFORMED. 

Absolutely 100% good advice ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Never ever ever sign shit without reading and re-reading it! Take it home, show it to someone more experienced, if you can, show it to a lawyer. A contract is supposed to work for both sides. A company in Toronto tried to make me sign a contract with clause that in event of me leaving the job I will not work in a similar position anywhere in Ontario. Yeah, right, not enforceable in court, dudes, you can’t prevent me from making a living. Read the shit and don’t let them intimidate you. 

Everything in here is exactly what my business law professor taught us. Also this deals mostly with contracts concerning with moving into an apartment and verbal contacts, but if you ever want to amend something in a contract, ACTUALLY HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN

If an apartment doesn’t allow pets, but the owner says they know you have a goldfish or anything else, they might say “that’s fine, it’s not like a dog or a cat I’ll make an expedition” have them state this in your contract. Not just for pets but anything they are making an “exception” for. Since many apartments require money up front, if you sign a contract without changing the things you disagree with, the owner can keep that money and claim you breached contract. Granted not everything within a contract can be amended (one of my friends has an apartment that only allows 3 guests due to noise and security reasons, which is reasonable) but if you can, ask a lawyer or someone with experience if an amendment seems reasonable, especially if the owner has said “I’ll make an exception” HAVE THEM WRITE IT DOWN

Verbal contracts are incredibly hard and next to impossible to hold up in court since there’s no documentation, and recording the verbal contract is incredibly iffy since recording laws vary from state to state (my professor recommended don’t record at all and just have it written down for proper documentation) and there’s a chance the recording would be dismissed from court. 

Also this is another side note, but unfortunately employers (at least in the US) CAN state in their contracts should your employment be terminated for some reason that you are not allowed to work in that line of work for a certain amount of time or within a certain distance  (this is usually more common in accounting firms, law offices, or wherever business revenue or work is based on client size, but can still happen in other businesses) They do this to help keep competition down and keep their clients dedicated to their business. It’s called a Restrictive Covenant clause and is 100% legal and can be held up in court should you break it

HOWEVER, while it is legal, there are limits and they are only allowed within the contract if they’re reasonable. My business law professor is also a lawyer who works on contracts and, while there’s no true way to control it, she recommended finding a contract that has a distance restriction rather than time restriction. In her firm, should she be terminated she’s not allowed to work for another law firm within the state of WV for a year and this is perfectly legal. However, should her contract have stated she couldn’t work for 10 years in law, this could be considered unreasonable (depending on the court/judge the argument was being presented to) and could be amended should a lawyer also agree that that it is unreasonable. 

So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about “we own everything you make while you work for us” which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. There’s only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.

Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer won’t let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job I’ve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. It’s also common practice in some fields to have one’s attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you can’t look over it with someone else. That’s a fat load of shit. For “lower level” jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they won’t even give you the proper time to read it over, they’re trying to pull some bullshit on you and you’re going to regret it if you sign. Even if there’s nothing bad in what you signed it’s an example of how they are going to treat you while you’re there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.

Please also tell your coworkers. Inform others. Tell everyone. Please, for the lovee of everything TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS.

Companies BANK on the fact you’re not going to read it. Then they slip in shit like ‘you can’t talk about your wages’ because they want you to keep quiet, so thy can pay that guy six bucks, and pay the guy over there fifteen and pay you eight. They want you to accept it all blindly. PLEASE DON’T STAY BLIND.

Yes, I’ve lost out on jobs because I wanted to read it and they didn’t want me to. Or they wanted m to resign and I said no to to the things they added that I pointed out were unfair and borderline illegal. 

Read shit. Tell everyone else to read shit. BE INFORMED. 

Absolutely 100% good advice ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Never ever ever sign shit without reading and re-reading it! Take it home, show it to someone more experienced, if you can, show it to a lawyer. A contract is supposed to work for both sides. A company in Toronto tried to make me sign a contract with clause that in event of me leaving the job I will not work in a similar position anywhere in Ontario. Yeah, right, not enforceable in court, dudes, you can’t prevent me from making a living. Read the shit and don’t let them intimidate you. 

Everything in here is exactly what my business law professor taught us. Also this deals mostly with contracts concerning with moving into an apartment and verbal contacts, but if you ever want to amend something in a contract, ACTUALLY HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN

If an apartment doesn’t allow pets, but the owner says they know you have a goldfish or anything else, they might say “that’s fine, it’s not like a dog or a cat I’ll make an expedition” have them state this in your contract. Not just for pets but anything they are making an “exception” for. Since many apartments require money up front, if you sign a contract without changing the things you disagree with, the owner can keep that money and claim you breached contract. Granted not everything within a contract can be amended (one of my friends has an apartment that only allows 3 guests due to noise and security reasons, which is reasonable) but if you can, ask a lawyer or someone with experience if an amendment seems reasonable, especially if the owner has said “I’ll make an exception” HAVE THEM WRITE IT DOWN

Verbal contracts are incredibly hard and next to impossible to hold up in court since there’s no documentation, and recording the verbal contract is incredibly iffy since recording laws vary from state to state (my professor recommended don’t record at all and just have it written down for proper documentation) and there’s a chance the recording would be dismissed from court. 

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

IM CRYING

One time in a haunted house I shouted “oh my god” and the guy playing the Victorian-esque mad doctor replied “you can just call me doctor” or something like that and a) it was the smoothest fucking thing but b) holy shit I cracked up so hard I wish I could have told him later that that experience will sit with me for life

Check out the new HttyD movie

HttyD 3 looks amazing! I got a first look and it has everything we know and love about this franchise:

a forbidden friendship

…dragon battles?

Hiccup and Fishlegs

Toothless (who grew by 500% in 2 minutes) and Meatlug (with a helmet)

…..talking….trees?

a beautiful test flight

Hiccup having revelations

Drago/Ganondorf (he’s standing on a dragon in flight)

 and friendship. So what’s not to love?

You can watch it on YouTube in all of its glory

Httyd 3 looks great! Dreamworks really went all out with this one!!

This is the best toothless no one can convince me otherwise 

We need an AU where he’s replaced with this version 

I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons

Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…

Hiccup:

Hiccup:…

Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it

ok who did it. who found the post.

@coneygoil

ashleybenlove

It passed my dash again and I appreciate that.

I posted this four years ago and yet…. it still haunts my notifications on the daily. Good job guys…

Toothless and his human, Stoickless