You've heard of beach bod, get ready for swamp bod!
Really is hard to remember that pepe wasn't originally political at this point
He was just a chill guy who liked to pee with his pants all the way down
i tried adding this video in a reblog on the photo of them but it was being funky, so! cute lil clip of these guys having an absolute blast and giving out hugs at the march, from DykeTV's Dyke March compilation
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there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"
Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet. They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.
They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.
Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.
PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice
screaming
doesn’t rhyme, taylor!
this is all real . google it