..and right before you go blind.

Thoughts on this take? I personally think they’re incredibly wrong but I’d love to hear your opinions on it

Depends on the movie

Artist is Comicname

Damn I love cat videos lol

It’s a facehugger!

What I love is that it’s that adult playing with a small kid thing - “Oooh! You got me! You’re such a good predator!”

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Ew what the fuck

Bruh

wth

I went on a blind date with her a few years ago. After my initial shock at her condition wore off, we hit it off and started having a great time. One thing led to another, and things started getting pretty heated, but I didn’t know how to proceed. It was a nice warm night, so she suggested we visit a tree she knew about that fit her very well. I put her in the tree, removed her clothing and we had great sex got over an hour; she wore me out! We had lost track of time, and it was very late; I hastily put her clothes partially on her and rushed her home (she lived with her parents). As I wheeled her onto the porch, the door flew open and her father was standing there, looking at his partially-clad daughter with a shocked expression on his face. As I stammered out a lame excuse, he began to weep, eventually hugging me to him and patting me on the back and thanking me as he sobbed. I was stunned, until he whispered in my ear; “The last guy LEFT HER HANGING IN THE TREE!”

Twist ending of 2020?

Nowhere else on the net can I get this shit.

Nowhere else has the guts to say anything.

What the fuck

I... I...

Sooo many questions!!😭😭 its the personal story that took me out. I have never known a bitch to tell a mf about “a tree you can take me to” 😭💀💀💀 yall hold on i have the hiccups now🤣

Like what in the hell?!

This whole post is wild

TF DID I JUST READ

bro???

again, because i’ve never related to anything more.

By the way, school “lunches” like this have been a significant factor in why school-aged children’s health has been rapidly declining over the past few years. And I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating: that incredibly bloated annual police budget gets funneled into buying outdated military equipment from the US army that cops aren’t trained to use.

Reagan is the moron who pushed for deregulating school lunch so they can give whatever fucked up unhealthy food. Only adding this because I hate Reagan

Are you ever just horny but like……to make someone else cum????

Cause Mood™

So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.

What IS even the point of stories like these? Are we supposed to be like “oh no….now we can’t do anything about the environment. They got us.” We can keep the asthma inhalers if we just regulate industry as much as it ought to be regulated.

It’s eugenicist propaganda. “The disableds are killing the planet, better let them die for the Good Of Humanity.”

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

Hello fishy my old friend~

It’s exam week

“Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most encapsulated his father’s penguin-sledding spirit.”

- Bumi’s Bio on The Official Nickelodeon Website.

tsarkovva

For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article

When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke the arm of an order picker.

They were an agency temp so Amazon called the agency to let him go and have another temp sent *before* they called an ambulance, when he tried to put in sick days they turned around and told him “Sorry you’d already been let go before the accident was logged anywhere”

I will kill every ceo

I will help

Please also read this Atlantic article (in partnership with Reveal) about the complete disregard for worker safety inside Amazon warehouses

When people choose not to buy via Amazon, it’s for reasons like this