Dan and Tyler Being Offensive

pls go and listen to the first video, and then listen to the second one right after. these two videos were uploaded consecutively. and all i can say is...... HELLLOOOOOO PUBERTYYYYYY

(it’s the green screen paint wall!)

because everyone needs a little fetus troye in their life and this song is beautiful

Troye in smoke commercial (x) Requested by troyeswink

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

Quite the agreement it seems…

I could have watched an entire episode of Holt and Kevin talking on the phone about rice. (via @santiagoswagger)

↳ requested by anonymous

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I’M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS but also this is kind of so sweet

i’m screaming

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

Yall are missing the best fucking part

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

Omg

.. I want this for me

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

This is better than any action movie ive ever seen

LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO.

Lo so, siete a bocca aperta. L’opera è di Darian Rodriguez Mederos, classe 1992, artista cubano di cui sentiremo parlare ancora.

via Jacopo Veneziani 

[transl.] “I know, it’s jaw-dropping. The painting is by cuban artist Darian Rodriguez Mederos, born 1992; we’ll hear more about him soon”