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orriculum

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

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some trends i am really down for

  • being nice to people working in customer service
  • girls in thigh-highs
  • receiving $400,000
  • pasta
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honeynipple

I either crush on someone for .03 seconds or 245348 years there is no in between

The accuracy

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