It was a long known game that the teen played with her elder adoptive brother. Saying more grand and crazy things until he listened to what she was saying. Today.. well this was the third attempt in messing with the eldest Rowe sibling.

“I’m joking, but you did better today. Coffee get stronger at the office?” Ellie laughs, moving to sit beside the male, glancing over the papers in front of him. “But I did learn that my lightning can cause a nasty static shock. Delsin may guard his hair more than usual.”

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A sigh, filled with more exasperated affection than anything, exits the eldest Rowe as he eases back into his task. He supposes, in some way he deserves the momentary shocks to his system. The man knows he often gets too absorbed into his work, and is pretty much useless to the world until the task is done.

A flip of a page, side-eyeing the girl with an indulgent smile. “Is that your way of telling me you two were goofing around and someone got shocked?” While the younger Rowe had mellowed out to a certain degree, Delsin was still Delsin, and was known to enable less than productive antics when it came to Ellie exploring the limits and lack thereof in regards of her powers.

#giraffeiisms #hiiiii #he lives bc i wont let him die LMSO

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giraffeiisms asked:

"Reg reg! I can hotwire cars with my powers! Just by touching the wheel!" She grins widely. "On an unrelated note someone crashed a car into the bay."

Reggie's absentminded answer comes to a halt on his tongue, the habitual, 'oh, is that so?' he tends to throw at the teenager suddenly seeming useless. "Wh-unrelated?!" He turns sharply to her, the ever-present scowl already digging into forehead. "I told you we'd start driving once you hit permit age--and what do you mean you can hotwire a car?"

#Ask Reg #HEWWOOOOO

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so question

would those i had threads w/ like to continue them or just start fresh

im leaning towards starting fresh but its up to others and im always down for starters

#off the clock (ooc)

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petalfought asked:

‘ NO WAY!!!!! ‘ say goodbye reggie.. she going for the tackle hug.

He knows it’s coming, he can see her, but that doesn’t stop the groan/laugh hybrid that escapes him on impact. It’s much of a tackle, considering it’s two hundred pounds against...what does she even weight, he wonders? She’s just short enough her head hits the underside of his chest, but despite the pain he wraps his arms around her in a tight hug and lifts, shaking gently.

“Surprise?”

#Ask Reg #hello!!!#petalfought

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i’ve forgotten all of my tags

oh god

oh no

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gonelikemist asked:

“Has anyone ever told you that you look like an older, less sexy, me? Because you do.”

“Wow, if only there was a way to explain why would look similar…” Reggie ponders for a moment, face lighting up in false enthusiasm. “Oh wait! There is, it’s called genetics.”

#Ask Reg #boysgottatag

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awkwardly slides in

#surprise bitch #bet ya'll thought i was DEAD

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BUSTS IN YELLING A A AA A A

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what’s up ya’ll :3c

it’s been a hot fuckin minute, and for that I apologize. College as an official art major has kicked my ass three different ways to sunday. I had a lot happen! i got new roommates (whom I love) I made friends! i got a new job! learned lots of stuff and ate a lot of taco bell.

But I’m here now! Maybe. I don’t really know what my activity is gonna be like still, to be honest with you. But I do miss Reggie and want to get back into him, that may just be...difficult.

I’m definitely going to spruce Reg up a bit at least, edit some pages I left alone, but if you’re interested in continuing/starting anew, lemme know! Love ya’ll hope your....y ear....was good

#Off the clock (ooc)

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Delsin: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Reggie: You’re a hazard to society

Rachel: And a coward. Do twenty.

#quote #KDJFKLDJDFJ #(Files)

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post breakup AUs

because i haven’t seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:

“today was the first family gathering i’ve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay again¨ AU
¨i still have your phone number memorized even though i haven’t called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though i’ve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know you’re pissed that you’re here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit that’s pretty impressive¨ AU
“i’m pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, i’d win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and it’s almost pathetic because we’ve been broken up for ages but i’m still not over you” AU
“so i know we haven’t talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean you’re engaged to be married¨ AU
“yes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but it’s really comfy okay. i totally don’t wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.” AU
“look, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but that’s what everyone says when they break up. i can’t take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person you’re interested in, okay? it’s killing me” AU
“oh hi, totally didn’t expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.” AU
“it´s my [insert family relation here]´s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost us” AU (bonus: “i know that it’s two in the morning and i’m dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldn’t stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in it’s freezing out here”)
“i still have your sister’s scarf and i know it’s stupid but i’ve been hoping maybe one day you’ll come by and pick it up so we’ll be forced to talk again because i haven’t seen you in months and i’m maybe kinda sorta still in love with you” AU
“i know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and i’m not really sure why i’m leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid face” AU
“we have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know we’re not really close anymore but you’re wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me what’s wrong because it’s literally killing me to see you look so sad” AU
“so like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i haven’t told my family yet and they just assumed you’d be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really don’t know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i can’t break my great grandma’s heart like that, she’ll probably have a heart attack and– wait what? you’d do that for me? holy shit, i love you… wait–” AU
“i found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because i’m a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and i’m not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck we’re not together anymore” AU
“well this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hi” AU

#aus

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me trying to distinguish thing’s ive replied to and things i havent:

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Well, kinda didn’t want my return to be under these...bizarre circumstances, but what’s up ya’ll.

So, college has for the first time kicked my ass so hard I had to actually prioritize it (the AUDACITY) and I decided to hop on in the throes of finals to see if anything I have is flagged. I hope everyone survived the first purge that happened back in October.

#Off the Clock (ooc)