on rainy days

using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

Going for a run is like this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone ever I feel so much better

Clocked

kirk eating food cubes but like in a miserable pathetic manner

you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.

like he had a strat and it worked. you cannot deny that it worked. you are sitting there single bc you don't have the courage the strength the vision to doxx a barber

“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

tumblr is literally about talking to yourself through text posts or tags and once in a while people get nosy

I’m learning about worms.

Please, share with the class

theyre wet and long and capable of incredible feats of power beauty and courage

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

Oh. Skyrim husband.

oh god

Oh Talos

I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

task manager kill this man

ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched programme

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

its something like this i think

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

annie lennox calling for a ceasefire during the grammys but being completely overshadowed by taylor swift announcing the release of some new songs is like an onion headline except it actually happened

It was during a tribute to Sinead too. Like u can’t make this shit up