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Thank you for being a frog / travel down the road into the bog / your heart is blue, and the flies are all that you want / and if your skin was warty, just like everyone you knew / you would see the biggest warts would be on me / and the warts would speeeeell out THANK YOU FOR BEING A FROG
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Foshay Tower, Minneapolis by Matt Birkholz
what does this mean
i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat
sorry sjws there are only 9 (Nine) genders
when i grow up i want to be a library goblin. i get paid to wander the shelves and be discovered curled up and reading in unlikely places, perhaps hissing if i am interrupted in the middle of a good part. why would a library pay for this service you ask? because it will add to the ambiance next question
I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose
When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings
players attempting to draw their team logo
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