oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

X

x

GUYS THE 1D MOBILE IS BACK AND IT HAS MORE DECALS (see our earlier post on the 1D Mobile…).

Best part is the driver was a guy!  And his blue shirt matched his blue decals (LOOK AT THE BIKE ON THE BACK!  BLUE IS HIS THING).  I regret not rolling down the window and screaming that we loved his car.  I think @reblet and I were too stunned to even comprehend what we were seeing.  I hope we get another chance to tell this man how much we love his car.

@adultfansofonedirection I promise next time I will run after the car screaming so we can be friends with him.

Are you out there, owner of this magnificent motor-carriage??? We wish nothing but to shower you with our love and appreciation.

remember that one time it sounded like the interviewer called louis a ball licker on live australian television and his whole life flashed before his eyes

What are the names of the members of 1D?

me in 2012: Harry, Louis, Niall, Liam and Zayn!1!!1!1!!!

me now: liar #1, liar #2, Niall, liar #3

starbucks: no shoes no service

louis: :( but i don’t wanna wear shoes

starbucks: fcuk… ok we understand but just for u

the future is now

Liam, thanks for making all the notes higher and sweeter | Philadelphia, Sept. 1

I shall never rest until this is answered

I NEED to know what happened

James introducing himself on the first show he host the Late Late Show. What a treasure, I’m honestly so proud of what is my favourite human being on the planet, who knew how successful he would become a mere year and a bit later with Carpool Karaoke. James is so freaking amazing, he’s honestly such a gem and I love him to bits.

The little petunia starts crying when thanking his parents for everything and such a cute, unscripted moment. You all know how much I love him, I feel so blessed as a One Direction fan to have James Corden on this planet. 

“Their son Danielle Campbell”…who is neither their son nor that rando brunette they snapped a photo of. (x)

Harry talking to a fan on skype: I am closest to Niall in the group.

Niall: Apparently Harry cut his hair. I only know because I saw a photo.

Louis on Instagram/Twitter/All forms of social media: Niall, Niall, Niall. 

Niall: Apparently Louis has a baby. But I’ve never seen him.

Me: Something isn’t adding up here.

Zayn retweeted this.

Corden Tattoos

I matched up the tattoos James Corden had during his WSJ photoshoot with tattoos the boys have.  Just about every tattoo James had is accounted for one way or another.

Harry

anchor, laurels, butterfly/moth, ship, star, gem, naked woman, tribute to mother

Liam

(1+3)=4 on finger, Egyptian symbol, feather

Zayn

crown, face outline, eye, spacesuit, music, wolf, full person

possible mandala, pencil/pen/ink

*I know the cord of Zayn’s microphone is what’s going into the ink/splatter, but it looks like it could have turned into a pen before it hit

Niall

four leaf clover for Ireland

Louis

antlers, dagger, compass, spider web, camera, ghost, horseshoe, stick figure

Multiple

bird, hand, arrow, dark side of the moon

heart, scribbles, rose, screw

skulls

Text

These were matched up by location because each of James’ tattoos with script were very close to where one of the boys had tattoos.  Since they seem to match up really well and have meaning, I think it was intentional.

“Things I can let go”, “Can I stay forever”

*Harry had just let go of (covered) the “Things I Can” tattoo.  It was also on the arm of things he could do which may be the things that don’t mean as much to him as the things he couldn’t (wasn’t allowed) to do.

*”Can I stay forever” could refer to Harry and Louis’ relationship or the intention of the band as a whole to continue existing.

“Far away, live today”, “Don’t think I won’t conquer”

*Don’t know the right order for “far away, live today”, but it rhymes and the meaning seems to be to enjoy the present despite any hardships.

*”Don’t think I won’t conquer” seems like a warning to haters, maybe 1DHQ specifically.

“Everything I wanted but nothing I’ll ever need, great things come from small things”.  

*The things they have/want are many, but mean little.  The things they need are few, but mean a lot.

“Don’t give up the ship(s)”

*Since no one has text on their hands, I took the nearest text from Harry and Liam’s wrists which both seem likely to refer to their relationships.  Since every other boy had text to match their tattoos so far and Niall is known as the Captain of the Ships, I think of this as his text.

Larry

anchor and rope

Band

1D’s career legacy= money earned + at the top + making music

OT5

screws and 5 arrows

I don’t think I’ll ever get over how James was willing to take his own personal photoshoot in an interview that had nothing to do with One Direction and help send an OT5 message with it.