can’t wait to live with my significant other and be naked the whole entire time 

wink

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

it’s hoodie season and im just tryna wear yours

omg people telling me about their love lives makes me so happy but so salty at the same time im so conflicted 

art