okay i am inebriated rn but

CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS A FUCKIN QUEEN AND CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED 

I WOULD DIE FOR HER

I WOULD KILL FOR HER

I WOULD LET HER KILL ME 

SHE IS AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE AND CUT TO THE FEELING IS A MASTERPIECE

EMOTION IS A BANGER FRONT TO BACK AND THE B SIDES ARE EVEN BETTER

YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO CARLY RAE JEPSEN

…..why?….

NO MORE LESBIAN FILMS DIRECTED BY MEN

No more films directed by men

Brooklyn Bail Fund

happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession 

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE 3 F's

•Fleetwood Mac •Feminism •French Fries

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Learning To Cat

LOOK AT THIS BABY

THIS BABY IS DOING SO GOOD!

I.. Am about to cry.

this is the most peautiful thing i’ve seen all day

(Chester Scoville is a scholar in teaching, learning, and multimodal rhetorics

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A lot of the women who have stepped forward - and I stand in solidarity with them - what they’re getting paid, which is half of what a man is getting paid, well we get probably a tenth of what a Caucasian woman gets. And I’m number one on the call sheet. And then I have to go in and I have to hustle for my worth.

Viola Davis on being told she’s the Black Meryl Streep

poncho enjoyed the back massager at therapy today

An absolute wiggle boy

why would they ever delete this scene

Nothing is going to change. Americans love their guns more than they love people and after Sandy Hook we decided that killing over 20 children was acceptable and not outrageous enough to make reasonable restrictions on guns. This is America, a country that has been around for 200 years, a superpower, a 1st world nation, and one of the wealthiest countries on the planet and we refuse to protect our own people. We respect guns more than we respect the lives of people. 

What specific gun control measures would you propose and how would they directly and effectively make society safer?

Can you show me evidence that this would directly and effectively create a safer society?

I have never laughed so hard at a gun law post. Like seriously, the evidence is in fucking reality. The proposed restrictions are just fucking logic.

Americans are so weird about guns. Like, if a country had zero restrictions around driving and people were smashing into people left right and centre, Americans would say “why don’t they have driver licensing laws??” And I mean if a guy blows up a plane with a bomb Americans immediately jump to stricter airport security. I mean didn’t you guys outlaw freaking kinder eggs?? So the big question is why WOULDN’T gun restrictions reduce gun deaths when you use that logic on basically everything else??