The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

Silco 👏 was 👏 not 👏 a 👏 good 👏 father 👏 figure 👏 their 👏 relationship 👏 was 👏 meant 👏 to be 👏 portrayed 👏 as 👏 unhealthy

fma fandom we need to talk. bradley literally looks like this, does Sexy Gymnast Swordfighting, loves his wife, HOW is he not the most crushed on character in the series??? how????

hiromu arakawa tell me your secret. how in the hell did you conquor the sexy villain paradox. he's so attractive and YET bradley-fuckers who call him misunderstood uwu aren't a thing.

roy, i think. roy is the reason. by the time we get to Fuhrer being attractive we've already seen a shirtless roy kill something that can't be killed for a woman he's in doomed-tragic love with. fellas take note. you want a hot villain that people don't woobify, give them a sexy angsty will-die-for-my-wife antihero first.

Also back when this aired we didn't talk about dilfs that much

omg that’s not even all of it

「3, 2, 1… SMILE!」 

A day off to continue recording last season, they deserve it!

I love one (1) dumbass

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

Literally the entire SNK/AOT fandom rn:

Traitor!!! 

By @omarvinillustrations, and posted with permission :) 

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

margaret thatcher

More illustrated textposts because why not :D

I spent my Sunday well

Based on:

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

Actually, in the Mexican version (which is the one I saw here in Colombia, and was probably streamed in other countries in Latin America) we had both the yellow and the green bird. That is because Abelardo (the green bird) is the Mexican cousin of Big bird. Initially it was supposed to be the Mexican version of Big Bird, but then it was decided to leave both characters and make them cousins to help explain the kids about the migration wave between USA and Mexico in the 90s

There is even a chapter of the show were Abelardo travels to the US to visit his cousin Big Bird

https://youtu.be/k3XCVOnLKrM

Later, they decided that all the different birds, from all the versions around the world, would be "cousins" too, with the idea of showing the diversity of cultures and teach the kids about unity and acceptance against racism and discrimination

Ok but are y’all just gonna gloss over the fact that cookie monsters name is Luke Eatcookies?

With everything that happened today all I think are the words Miyazaki once said