Things I Can't xx

@thingsicantxx / thingsicantxx.tumblr.com

Ally | Flannel is the color of my energy

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Vanilla-Scented Laser Beams // Homesafe

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do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed

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Howdy.

Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland

Photo via redscharlach

When you can see their faces they are very cute!

via Zoo Tierpark Berlin

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anyone ever: It’s getting hot in here.

my brain: ……so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

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5sos reviewing memes IM CRYING

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business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press “send”

thanks for your interest: why’d you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i’ve done all i’m willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you’re too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn’t my problem

i’m copying in my colleague: this isn’t my problem and i am thrilled about it

i’ll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i’ll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i’m hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i’m not mad at you

thanks!!: please don’t be mad at me

thanks!!!: i’m crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i’m already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you’re an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don’t care what you think

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#literally the most accurate post of my life i've ever seen

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quadrantslandonorris

What were you thinking at that very moment?

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introvert maneuvers

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friendly-animals

Source: instagram.com

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SOUNDS LIVE FEELS LIVE // NORTH AMERICA PT 2 (x)

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look at that pup smile

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true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

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The Story So Far - Clairvoyant (x)

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Inspo

Magnificent. I’ve done tiny landscapes too but they are in other hands.

Source: culturenlifestyle.com

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5SOS Masterlist

So in my absence, I’ve forgotten how to update the one linked to my blog, so here is my 5 Seconds of Summer masterlist:

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UPDATED WITH SOME SUMMARIES FOR NEW STORIES.

Just started to work on a Daphne and March one this morning. Wish me luck.

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