probably dillydallying

little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

Poppin bottles in the ice like a blizzard when we drink we do it right gettin scissored

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

doctor diagnosed me with a kind heart and dope soul

prescribed me 7 thousand mgs of love and laughter

If someone ever was sucking my strap I would be able to feel it due to my delusional and hypochondriac nature

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I like the old timey font like this is in an alchemy text

it's little caesars

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

the sheer power of fran lebowitz in this photo

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

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