I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

Is that…… them

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

I decided to scroll down the list of playlists spotify put together for me and each one has me more perplexed than the last. what the fuck is battle clown music. eggpunk? am i having a fucking stroke

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

"Are you more artistic or scientific" science is art and art is science bitch

"this! im both artistic and scientific" no shut the FUCK up you don't get it

There is no difference. None. Science and art are both fueled by passion and romance. They are cycles of understanding, intimacy, and expression that have no beginning or end, that sustain one another in a wheel. Without artistic passion there would be no science. Without scientific understanding there would be no art. They are the exact same wonder and amazement with the world around us expressed through different yet interdependent media.

This is the type of bullshit only artistic-leaning people say

i'm better than you

pov she's about to get you

POV SHE'S GETTING YOU

pov she's about to get you

POV SHE'S GETTING YOU

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You can enter on site in the giveaway thread too for an extra chance at winning!

What's your favourite pet species and why? The moon moth! It's so fluffy and cute, would love to just cuddle up with it <3

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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

are you FUCKING serious

I refuse to let people forget the time someone on tumblr staff sent a random blog an ask about chubby white dudes

ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

They also sent me this; which was super cool

*slams reblog button*

@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

“Authors retain all rights to works posted on BetaBooks, and can add or remove content at their discretion. BetaBooks makes no claim to any of the work posted on the site.”

Incase anyone was wondering

Thank you for sharing! Especially about the copyright protection

This is fantastic! I’ve shared it with all my writer friends and hope that they have a ton of success!

ALWAYS reblog to remind people of BetaBooks

anyone wanna do this one with me