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A Woman Obsessed...

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Jenny, 34, ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ Go Fuck Yourself, Tom Hiddleston | Weightloss Blog | Find my fics on my Ficlets and Such Tag and as Thisdorkyficthing on AO3. | AESTHETIC!! | MAH FACE
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is what you're asking for really "accountability"?? or is it for a total stranger to self flagellate on social media until you feel satisfied that they've suffered enough for their supposed transgression??

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poupon

For future reference: streaking through a field of enormous, repulsive, scaley horned beasts? Not a good family bonding activity.

(D, do I need to explain? Yes. Yes, I probably need to explain. On impulse I tried animating an old Raiden drawing from way back in the way back but the hairline was coming out way more Loki than Raiden and… things kind of developed and… and really this doesn’t explain a damn thing)

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thorarms

Found out recently that you can treat knee pain with electrocution and have been thinking about thor treating lokis injuries with it ever since

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iciclethor

Also I like to believe that Thor's electricity feels more like tingles to Loki and he feels ticklish whenever Thor's sparks touch his skin. This applies only to Loki btw

Fun fact if you turn the current down far enough it feels like tingles to everyone, implying that thor deliberately restrains himself around loki and only loki

but also consider how big lorge thor is incapable of turning the raw current that flows through his veins down enough so it can feel like tingles to everyone and it doesn't but when people witness thor using it on loki, they see him giggling and laughing and they hate loki because they think thor is biased towards him.

two possibilities here-

  • thor's body automatically turns it down because it's his subconscious acting in a way and his love for loki changes how his body functions
  • loki has innate ice powers and ice is a poor conductor of electricity so even if he was unaware it was still working magic somehow 🤭
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kayvsworld

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

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