No but look how pleased with himself he is in these

Proud Popinjay 🐦

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

Jic case you thought I was lying

Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…

Noice!

He’s a mess. ❤️

[x]

I…I can’t stop watching the handshake in the last one… 😩

Martinsson took his notebook out of his pocket and slammed it down on the desk. It was as if he had pulled out a rabbit out of an invisble hat. Wallander could feel himself getting irritated. Martinsson dramatic gestures could be trying. The Dogs of Riga (p. 44)

Oh Magnus. I appreciate your dramatic gestures. Come to my house and show them off anytime.

If I were 14 years old, I’d print this and tape it to the ceiling right above my bed.  Because this is love.   

Good job you dork

This should not be sexy.

@itsliterallythis

No. He’s roasting doggie parts on a spit. It should not be sexy.

YET, IT IS SO, SO SEXY.

I’ll save you a seat in hell. :P

Save some for @zorped @beaglebitch and me, too!

@maevecurrywrites Save me two seats. I like to put my feet up.

@beaglebitch

In that case, perhaps you’d prefer a woven plastic lounge chair*?

*Laing’s inclusion TBD, based upon the total number of souls collected.

That escalated quickly.

Challenge accepted.

It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

i died

Still hilarious. @beaglebitch

studio ghibli and chill

My boyfriend to a T

Jared Leto and Robert Downey Jr., 1998

They look like that gay couple you just caught making out and feeling each other up.

High-Rise (2015) dir. Ben Wheatley

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