a work in progress

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

entering my florence + the machine era

i've been thinking about @saxifrage-wreath's tags for a month

girl help they are making me do my job at work

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can't stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don't need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

So uh, this is a scene from a fic called Tidal Locking by slippers (SassySugawara) on ao3 and it left me screaming for like 30 mins after I read it, so I had to draw it yk. I was going for a full comic and stuff, but turns out I suck at drawing comics, so I will just leave it like this for the time being. Maybe when I finish the comic the scene will make more sense haha Also go read the fic, if you didn’t yet. It’s god tier stuff

Big fan of like video games/tv shows that change up their title screens/opening and ending credits slightly over the course of the story based off plot events……it’s like oh FUCK a character who just died is MISSING from the TITLE SCREEN now!!!!!!!!!! Holy SHIT!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my age on here is almost two years out of date this is wild

Life update:

Got masters degree and full time job that pretty much has resulted in an 80 hour work week so I have been very offline

It’ll get better next year for certain :)

Oh yeah!!

I use “Mage” in online spaces now. I doubt anyone even remembers what name I was using before but this is a privacy thing lol

i kept my promise and drew more of the chalk(board) prince <3

i love my silly little internet friends hey silly internet friends if you see this. i love you

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

every antique store looks like this

[ID: a doodle of a cartoonishly convoluted building layout with lots of strangely shaped rooms, weird hallways, crevices, and dead ends. an X in the middle is labelled “the heart (several old people sitting around the checkout talking shit),” and a little appendage at the bottom is labelled “door.”]