me and the girls reminiscing about our youth in 2065

One of my favourite vine comps for no reason at all. 

Paris in The Aristocats (1970)

i never thought i would get into the bachelorette but this was the single best thing ive ever seen on television

the misogyny speech

my favourite thing ever in the history of this universe is the misogyny speech. i love it. i love it so much. 

for those who don’t know what the misogyny speech is: australia’s PM julia gillard was our first female prime minister and was bullied relentlessly throughout her career by sexist politicians saying that as a woman she was unfit to lead. and then. then. one day, julia gillard snapped.

the resulting three-minute speech, known simply as the ‘misogyny speech’ in australia, was possibly the most epic smackdown seen in australian political history, surpassed only by “i wanna do you slowly”. it was incredible. students memorised it and marched through the streets yelling it. a national australian choir arranged it as a five-harmony piece. even hillary clinton went out of her way to meet julia gillard and tell her how fucking awesome the misogyny speech was.

i, personally, have the misogyny speech memorised. because i live in tony abbott’s electorate, and my dream of dreams is to see him at the shops one day and follow him while yelling it.

the misogyny speech: as australian as vegemite.

don’t check his zodiac ! he don’t know urs, he don’t know his own, and boys are all the same anyway ! jus don’t waste ur time sis !!!

did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu

Rome, Italy

date a girl who sends you memes when you try to flirt with her

Dogs are too pure honestly

me lamenting all my wasted potential