Crack Ignaz

Goddammit Doereen!

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

THIS!!!!!!!

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

Flipped / Switched

That nail salon pic has me SHOOK 

when your 8am professor asks you a question 

when you get the answer right anyway

1950s advertisement for trash cans.  

me sitting with my friends

[ video is proud boy having extreme difficulties trying to rip apart a pride poster that does not support fascism. ] 

[ image is screenshot of youtube comment by cestensrud that says, “intel proud boy vs. chad paper.” there are 651 likes. ] 

The person heckling him who’s filming is my fucking hero. “Cmon you can do it, you’re so close! Do it for the boys! They’re not so proud of you right now, you can do it!”

Bootleg Avengers

FUCKIN GREG!

I ducking love this meme

Guys buying their girlfriends tampons.

I’M CRYING

i wasn’t paying attention to the names and read this like one dude’s journey down the tampon aisle 

YA novel idea: in a world where everyone is born with a countdown with how many french fries they are allowed to eat before death, one young man (me) is born with an infinity symbol

He grows up thinking it’s an 8 so he never eats any fries. He’s teased and taunted by the High Fry kids. Then he eats his first fry on his 18th birthday. His number doesn’t change, but the rest of his world does…