Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

it stung me with its stinger

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

???

dicko mode monday

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

me

$2.48

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

mood

why was skype so unhinged and fucked up. why were you allowed to quote other people's messages and EDIT THE QUOTE to make them say something totally different. why were you able to do the /me thing and do little roleplay actions every sentence if you wanted to. why could you have a call with like literally 30 people in it all talking at once over really fucking bad 2010s internet connections and creating the worst wall of sound you've ever heard in your life. why was there that fucking dancing cooked turkey emote. why.