"Frozen is so orginal!"

Yeah because we haven’t seen a white, straight, able bodied, skinny princess before.

You can't blame a girl for how she was born. What makes Anna an original character is not a natural characteristic but the courage and intelligence she shows

Obama on gay adoption 

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Seriously Dean's eyes are green, Cas's are blue, and Sam's are fucking both ideka

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

1/7th of my life has been a wednesday

If only Sam Winchester could say the same

shark lava and boy girl

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

if you describe yourself as an asshole “but in a good way”, you’re usually an asshole… in a bad way

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.