i love you my crazy crazy husband

you have a wound that will never heal? me too! actually it's gradually widening and expanding, consuming more of me with each passing day [props my chin in my hands and smiles at you] at what point do you think i'll become the wound itself and not simply the bearer?

This promo image (I think?) of a Beanie Baby named Magic the Dragon heals all wounds, it is my favourite thing for my eyeballs to see.

DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth

TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss

there is actually nothing wrong with me i have just been on this website since i was 14

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

artist rendition

sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude

i literally just walk around my room like this

I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

Friends. 2017

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

going on a mental health walk is not enough i need to take my brain out of my head and drag it behind me on a little leash

never ever ever ever ever ever ever beating the sleepy allegations

snoopy agrees

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you