my birthday is in july! :)

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

updated

An observation

Is anyone gonna answer this

UPDATE

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

World Heritage Post

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

i’m gonna black out

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳

I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

david lynch works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though.

i’ll be like “i know a spot” and take you to the lake where i drowned one sultry summer night in 1972…

Living like an ant in a microwave

i wish i understood this post

You had to be there

taken literally 1 minute apart

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

pov i am coming for you

im your cute anime maid and im doing suchhh a bad job of dusting lol ^_^ i keep knocking things off by accident, but its okay since im trying my best :) !

*fucking smashes your priceless vase or whatever, whoops! tee hee! ;p*

dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

high speed clownload