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why do u think u know me i don’t even know me
so my boyfriend did a drawing of troye and I thought I’d share
this is what art exhibits are going to look like in 100 years
catesstrophe-deactivated2021030
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
damagaladriel-deactivated201405
shewillmove-mountains
this is literally what it’s like to be 21
honestly there’s not like a single bad line in this movie. it’s all perf.
me, on a date:
that's the joke, me on a date
troyefreakingsivan reblogged
my sister is always talking to me about bears. It’s beary interesting
troyefreakingsivan reblogged
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
cornchipz
some people never develop beyond this stage
someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it
me: i’m literally going to
eliaes-deactivated20160508
troyefreakingsivan reblogged
me: I don't have time
Orange Is the New Black: You've got time
me: I've got time
troyefreakingsivan reblogged
who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough
troyefreakingsivan reblogged
finnefan
this is the greatest poST IN EXISTENCE
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higgzorz-deactivated20151121
look at this wise minion
edgemaverick
the ppl on fb who like these quotes probably dont know how to use a smartphone and download 300 virus toolbars a day and then blame their kids