Pretty girl you're like Feaches..

guys i love her so much

guy with telepathy but he can't use it because every time he tunes into someone else's mind their unique perception of all of reality is so fundamentally different than his own and so incomprehensible that he just immediately passes out like a lovecraftian horror protagonist

Pour one out for a real one.

I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.

yes, it's just as nightmarish as you would imagine an evil empire being

This should not scare you away from unionizing; this should scare you towards unionizing. 

die

My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today

Proof that after hundreds of years of capitalism, the only thing that's "changed" is the name attached to the foot inside the boot firmly placed on the necks of the poor.

please for the love of god

Bard Kendrick of Lamar who hath slain many drakes. “Fuck a rap battle, this a life long battle with yourself” is some RELIGIOUS shit.

Enjoying a shower

(via)

polly pocket's room, but make it pixel art!

here’s the original screenshot of the game that i redrew... i wanted to have a room like hers sooo bad when i was a kid!! :’)

Knowledge is empowering

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

And yes, that's literally what they're called.

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

I read the thing

I am a changed woman. Sorry for even making this post when Victor Hugo said it 150ish years before me