best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

Ayanna Howard (b. 1972) is an American robot scientist who works for the Georgia Institute of Technology, and has been featured in the MIT Technology Review as one of the top young innovators in the world. She is most famous for designing the robots that study the impact of global warming on Antarctic ice shelfs.

She has also worked for the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, where she led research efforts on robotics projects such as computer vision and neural networks. She has received numerous awards in recognition of her achievements in engineering.

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

we never learn

Have you ever wanted to make your own propaganda poster?

Now you can go churn out some vintage memes to refresh the economy 

wholesome meme creation. back to meme roots

I feel like this is the most disrespectful thing I’ve done in the past five years help

NOW THIS IS WHAT I POST FOR

just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean

it is safe. he is our protector

Poseidon trembles before him

damp souls

@paradox-power

Your protector is in danger

dory talks in her sleep 

Nemo’s dad: “Dory says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?”

Dory: [voiceover] “I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.”

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean

it is safe. he is our protector

Poseidon trembles before him

damp souls

@paradox-power

I’ve never seen a truer post on all of Tumblr.

the spicy sweet chili doritos that come in the purple bag are obviously, clearly, and undeniably the best flavor of doritos in my humble onion

I lived on those things during my 7th hour

boss fight

Phoenix Comicon was so much fun today for my birthday. Harley was my first ever cosplay and I’m glad that’s it turned out good. Gotham Sirens Skwad 💋