do u wanna come over and play drugs

So my nation (ᏣᎳᎩᏱ ᏕᏣᏓᏂᎸᎩ) has this thing where they will put bear statues up and get local artist to paint them and it's one of my favorite things

screaming

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

ROTUND

artistic rendition

im actually crying rn thank you so much 

Vote for me if elected I will mandate 4 hours of play time

#WriteInRicky

I cant count that high

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

it gets worse lmaoooo

I really feel like t*ylor sw*ft is just supposed to be someone’s weird coworker who never really got over high school and who makes bad crafts that you have to politely pretend to be impressed by during the office white elephant, like she crochets a wonky blanket and everyone’s like “great another Taylor creation”

I feel like the psyops are back…

Wait when did we ever leave

i mean they

do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?

Why would a potato and an onion be friends?

they grew up together! they're from the same neighborhood!! (underground)

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me