I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

Ah rabies

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

Don’t forget that:

@haha-i-need-to-study

Moaw miOW mau- BRBRBRB

Why they yellin

gotta YELL

wHY

THEY

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: …’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just… kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))

Is that fucking hetalia

Griffin’s resume of the future

Faking a major event would require thousands of people. Try managing a project. getting twelve people to do what they are supposed to, on time, without blabbing early, is nearly impossible.

12? Wow you have high hopes try 9.

A plot twist!!!

Transcript: “Hey, Cookie. You gotta share, buddy. [beat] Cookie, noooo! [laughing]”

Beetlejuice Directed by Tim Burton (1988)

what is it about having anxiety that makes you so insane. like every time i go to my job where i work i expect someone to tell me to leave. like i walk in and im like well i bet im not supposed to be here. even though all signs point to me needing to be there

paperwork: you work here at this store

schedule: this is when you are going to be working 

my boss: see you later when youre working 

me, showing up to work: im not supposed to be here. this is so embarrassing. i dont even work here. is this the right store

I was the match and you were the rock,

Maybe we started this fire. [x]

I know this is for drama but I love the implication that Riza is willing to go into battle tits out

teaching daddy how to curtsey ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ

It’s very cute and all, but please don’t call anyone “daddy” on Tumblr.

THE CHARACTERS ARE CALLED BIG DADDIES DUDE